Saturday, October 11, 2008

jehovah witness= satanic librarian

For those of you who don't know CSHS has Jehovah witness librarian. Now don't get me wrong i don't care what you believe in or what god you pray to but if it makes you fucking evil, why the fuck bother. This librarian will cut your nads off if you have a book over due, or if you ask to use the stapler. You might say its not her religion its her personality, well your fucking stupid then. Any religion where you have to recruit by nocking on doors on a sunday wearing a suit a holding hands with a guy in an equally faggy out fit is fucking absurd. With a crazy constant pms-ing librarian however there is a range of fun and fulfilling games you can play. Here's a few examples: "smuggle the book"- try and escape with as many books as possible."go in the exit"- enter through the exit, the jehovah goes nuts, probably from a bad anal sex experience. "Change the password" - change the password on your computer to something offensive and then go and tell her you cant remember it, the look on her face.....priceless.

SO NEXT TIME YOUR IN THE LIBRARY, WATCH OUT FOR THE JEHOVAH

2 comments:

cecil said...

dude i dont know who you are but you are a champion everyone hates phills mum even phill. and the sullies so true. if you go to centenary you are safe on friday. peace

Smithy said...

Yeah mate your a champ Phill's mum the nazi johov librarian is insane. She lives on riverhills road I don't know the number but it's 2 storey with a caravan if you ever feel like going over and doorknocking just to see if she likes it as much as every normal non-johov person does. Catcha dude.