AAA Bro,

One of the unique species that populate Centenary are the sollies. Sollies as everyone knows are NZ's and islanders who like to play rugby and talk like they find it hard to speak. An example of their communication ability is as follow "AYE A BRO CAN U A PASS ME A THE FOOTY AA BRO". Well i personally have no problem with the sollies as they are abnormally large from eating weak siblings. What  i do have a problem with though is skinny white kids trying to be solly. The transformation process isnt as hard as you would think. In the early stages they get the solly regulated haircut, shaved on the top and sides and left to grow on the back, its a semi-hardcore mullet(mullet part is dyed fluro yellow when solly strength is proven). Stage 2 involves rolling up your quiet good sleeves so you look like you have just left prison. Stage 3, you develop your ability to permanently hold a football no matter what your doing ie) walking, eating, tying shoe laces. The transformation is then complete when you start to talk like a fuck-wad, "AYE A BRO CAN YOU AHH TELL ME HOW TO SPELL NZ". Approximately 20 skinny white kids convert to the illiterate side each schooling year, with numbers growing in the footy season. 

NEXT TIME YOUR IN CSHS WATCH OUT FOR THE WHITE SOLLY, THEY MAY TRY TO CONVERT YOU.3