SO NEXT TIME YOUR IN THE LIBRARY, WATCH OUT FOR THE JEHOVAH
Saturday, October 11, 2008
For those of you who don't know CSHS has Jehovah witness librarian. Now don't get me wrong i don't care what you believe in or what god you pray to but if it makes you fucking evil, why the fuck bother. This librarian will cut your nads off if you have a book over due, or if you ask to use the stapler. You might say its not her religion its her personality, well your fucking stupid then. Any religion where you have to recruit by nocking on doors on a sunday wearing a suit a holding hands with a guy in an equally faggy out fit is fucking absurd. With a crazy constant pms-ing librarian however there is a range of fun and fulfilling games you can play. Here's a few examples: "smuggle the book"- try and escape with as many books as possible."go in the exit"- enter through the exit, the jehovah goes nuts, probably from a bad anal sex experience. "Change the password" - change the password on your computer to something offensive and then go and tell her you cant remember it, the look on her face.....priceless.
One of the unique species that populate Centenary are the sollies. Sollies as everyone knows are NZ's and islanders who like to play rugby and talk like they find it hard to speak. An example of their communication ability is as follow "AYE A BRO CAN U A PASS ME A THE FOOTY AA BRO". Well i personally have no problem with the sollies as they are abnormally large from eating weak siblings. What i do have a problem with though is skinny white kids trying to be solly. The transformation process isnt as hard as you would think. In the early stages they get the solly regulated haircut, shaved on the top and sides and left to grow on the back, its a semi-hardcore mullet(mullet part is dyed fluro yellow when solly strength is proven). Stage 2 involves rolling up your quiet good sleeves so you look like you have just left prison. Stage 3, you develop your ability to permanently hold a football no matter what your doing ie) walking, eating, tying shoe laces. The transformation is then complete when you start to talk like a fuck-wad, "AYE A BRO CAN YOU AHH TELL ME HOW TO SPELL NZ". Approximately 20 skinny white kids convert to the illiterate side each schooling year, with numbers growing in the footy season.
NEXT TIME YOUR IN CSHS WATCH OUT FOR THE WHITE SOLLY, THEY MAY TRY TO CONVERT YOU.3
Welcome to the first post of THE CRAZY WORLD OF CENTENARY STATE HIGH SCHOOL BLOG. You may ask what makes this particular school worthy of a blog, and the answer is simple, this school has the unique ability to provide students with strange and quiet honestly FREAKIN WEIRD range of events throughout the week. Whether it's the turrets principle who finds it difficult to speak under 4000 decibels or the strange rules which are written so they include the word "expectations" at least 16 times, a week at centenary state high school is sure to change your life. This blog will try to provide an insight into the schools strange ways and some of the crazy characters that populate its hallways.
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